CORONA COMMERCE
We can expect Capitalism to adjust to the needs of the market. Here are some products we may be seeing soon.
CUSTOMIZED, PERSONALIZED FACE MASKS (possibly showing different moods)
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE HATS (style unlimited so long as circumference is maintained)
ANTI-VIRAL PERFUME (possibly combined with DEET to also repel mosquitos) Appropriately named "Je M'aime" (I Love Myself)
An elongated toothpick will keep hands from touching the face.
And the sublime Mozartkugel can be reshaped as the Coronakugel, adding a touch of homeopathic or magical thinking or just perverse gallows humor to a great chocolate/marzipan concoction.
And finally, a new mode of travel, Emperor Class!
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